Puns

A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD

* Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
* A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
* Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
* If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
* Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
* Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
* A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
* Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
* A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
* When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
* Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
* When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
* Alarms: What an octopus is.
* Dockyard: A physician's garden.
* Incongruous: Where bills are passed.
* Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
* Pasteurize: Too far to see

(from Dr. W)