Words of Wisdom for Raising Children

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection open. ~Robert Orben

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. ~Phyllis Diller

The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires. ~Dorothy Parker

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. ~John J. Plomp

Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child. ~Mary MacCraken

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. ~Fran Lebowitz